"KNOW THE HASH"
- an essential guide for beginners
- an essential guide for beginners
Uncertain what to do on your first Hash run?
Don't worry, it's just like-minded people having
fun and meeting others while they exercise.
However, there are some "protocols" or points of etiquette
designed to help make things run smoothly for everyone involved:
Don't worry, it's just like-minded people having
fun and meeting others while they exercise.
However, there are some "protocols" or points of etiquette
designed to help make things run smoothly for everyone involved:
VTH3 protocol 101.1: the "Down Down" song
Here's to the <hares/virgins/visitors/sinners/new names>, they're true blue,
They are Hashers through and through.
They're all <hares/virgins/visitors/sinners/new names>, so we say...
And they'll never go to heaven in a long, long way!
So...
Drink it down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down, down.
Drink it down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down, down.
<APPLAUSE>
or if not finished
drinking:
Why are we waiting, why are we waiting,
Why are we waiting - On your head, mate!
(Sinner tips whatever's left of the drink over his
or her head, to even greater applause!)
VTH3 protocol 101.1.1: the "Down Down" song (short-cut version)
You've got lead in your head and fluff for brains.
You've got measles, mumps and varicose veins.
So...
Drink it down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down, down.
Drink it down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down, down.
<APPLAUSE>
or if not finished drinking:
Why are we waiting, why are we waiting,
Why are we waiting - On your head, mate!
(Sinner tips whatever's left of the drink over his
or her head, to even greater applause!)
***For more Down Down songs, see "VTH3 Circle songs"
Here's to the <hares/virgins/visitors/sinners/new names>, they're true blue,
They are Hashers through and through.
They're all <hares/virgins/visitors/sinners/new names>, so we say...
And they'll never go to heaven in a long, long way!
So...
Drink it down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down, down.
Drink it down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down, down.
<APPLAUSE>
or if not finished
drinking:
Why are we waiting, why are we waiting,
Why are we waiting - On your head, mate!
(Sinner tips whatever's left of the drink over his
or her head, to even greater applause!)
VTH3 protocol 101.1.1: the "Down Down" song (short-cut version)
You've got lead in your head and fluff for brains.
You've got measles, mumps and varicose veins.
So...
Drink it down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down, down.
Drink it down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down, down.
<APPLAUSE>
or if not finished drinking:
Why are we waiting, why are we waiting,
Why are we waiting - On your head, mate!
(Sinner tips whatever's left of the drink over his
or her head, to even greater applause!)
***For more Down Down songs, see "VTH3 Circle songs"
VTH3 protocol 101.2: Know your limitations!
Any Hash that might be too strenuous for some participants will usually be split into "walk" and "run" trails by the Hares.
On such occasions, it is every individual's responsibility to stay within his or her own limits to avoid risking injury and/or unnecessarily inconveniencing others (by causing undue delays, etc).
Additionally, however, the Hares' decision as to which trail is most suitable for individual Hashers should be respected as they have detailed knowledge of what lies ahead.
Any Hash that might be too strenuous for some participants will usually be split into "walk" and "run" trails by the Hares.
On such occasions, it is every individual's responsibility to stay within his or her own limits to avoid risking injury and/or unnecessarily inconveniencing others (by causing undue delays, etc).
Additionally, however, the Hares' decision as to which trail is most suitable for individual Hashers should be respected as they have detailed knowledge of what lies ahead.
VTH3 protocol 101.3: The Circle and Down Down
The Circle is held at the end of most runs (not always a true circle, but that's immaterial). This is when Hash Business is discussed, including the following week's run plans, etc.
It can also be a precursor to or follower of the Down Down when the Ringmaster, sometimes assisted by a Religious Advisor ("whistleblower") will recognise and/or penalise the Hares (depending on the outcome of the Run Report), Newcomers ("Hash Virgins"), Visitors, Returnees and/or Sinners (open to nomination by any member of the Circle).
Penalties can vary, but usually involve at least a "Down Down" of beer, water or soft drink - to the accompanying "Down Down" song (see VTH3 Protocol 101.1 above). Newcomers ("Hash virgins") need not worry - VTH3 prides itself on being a civilised "family friendly" Hash chapter that treats everyone with respect, and no-one is asked to do or be a part of anything they'd rather avoid.
Another important element of The Circle/Down Down is "Naming" - usually an irreverent Hash name given by mutual consent to a Hasher who's done at least 6 runs and/or 1 Hare set (VTH3 by-law). For more details, see "Hash names" about halfway down the Hashing with VTH3 page.
The Circle is held at the end of most runs (not always a true circle, but that's immaterial). This is when Hash Business is discussed, including the following week's run plans, etc.
It can also be a precursor to or follower of the Down Down when the Ringmaster, sometimes assisted by a Religious Advisor ("whistleblower") will recognise and/or penalise the Hares (depending on the outcome of the Run Report), Newcomers ("Hash Virgins"), Visitors, Returnees and/or Sinners (open to nomination by any member of the Circle).
Penalties can vary, but usually involve at least a "Down Down" of beer, water or soft drink - to the accompanying "Down Down" song (see VTH3 Protocol 101.1 above). Newcomers ("Hash virgins") need not worry - VTH3 prides itself on being a civilised "family friendly" Hash chapter that treats everyone with respect, and no-one is asked to do or be a part of anything they'd rather avoid.
Another important element of The Circle/Down Down is "Naming" - usually an irreverent Hash name given by mutual consent to a Hasher who's done at least 6 runs and/or 1 Hare set (VTH3 by-law). For more details, see "Hash names" about halfway down the Hashing with VTH3 page.
VTH3 protocol 101.4: Silent running
Silent running is a sin, punishable at the Down Down.
Hash is not a competition - the idea is for everyone to help each other, thus enjoying some camaraderie which can be continued at the Circle, Down Down and afterwards.
So FRBs (front running bastards) should help those behind by shouting "On On" whenever they pick up a trail - particularly after a check point where there may be several possibilities.
Similarly, those behind the FRBs should also shout "On On" as they pass trail markers, so the FRBs will know everyone's following safely, and so those at the end can be encouraged that they're on the right trail.
Effective use of the "On On" communication signal (also whistles, bugle calls and/or walkie talkies) also helps to minimise time spent looking for lost Hashers, thus helping the Down Down to proceed without undue delay!
Silent running is a sin, punishable at the Down Down.
Hash is not a competition - the idea is for everyone to help each other, thus enjoying some camaraderie which can be continued at the Circle, Down Down and afterwards.
So FRBs (front running bastards) should help those behind by shouting "On On" whenever they pick up a trail - particularly after a check point where there may be several possibilities.
Similarly, those behind the FRBs should also shout "On On" as they pass trail markers, so the FRBs will know everyone's following safely, and so those at the end can be encouraged that they're on the right trail.
Effective use of the "On On" communication signal (also whistles, bugle calls and/or walkie talkies) also helps to minimise time spent looking for lost Hashers, thus helping the Down Down to proceed without undue delay!
VTH3 protocol 101.5: The Eskies ("iceboxes")
These are revered items in the VTH3 inventory, surpassed only by the "Hash Horn" - a bugle donated in October 2003 by then-GM "Dick" (Hashtag surname considered unsuitable for disclosure on a family Hash website!). The eskies may only be opened after a run, not before (except by the Beermeisters for counting, icing, and/or replenishment purposes).
It is every Hasher's personal responsibility to bring sufficient water for the run, so anyone denying the non-beer drinkers a major source of apres run refreshment will do so at their own risk!
Further, "take-aways" are similarly frowned upon. If you can't drink or eat it whilst in the company of fellow Hashers, then please leave it for others to consume.
These are revered items in the VTH3 inventory, surpassed only by the "Hash Horn" - a bugle donated in October 2003 by then-GM "Dick" (Hashtag surname considered unsuitable for disclosure on a family Hash website!). The eskies may only be opened after a run, not before (except by the Beermeisters for counting, icing, and/or replenishment purposes).
It is every Hasher's personal responsibility to bring sufficient water for the run, so anyone denying the non-beer drinkers a major source of apres run refreshment will do so at their own risk!
Further, "take-aways" are similarly frowned upon. If you can't drink or eat it whilst in the company of fellow Hashers, then please leave it for others to consume.
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